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To The Nice Guys

This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean [...]

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Prayers Of The Stress Impaired

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Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 7:41:23 am e.s.t.
God, [...]

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The Phone Call

A girl quickly punches a number into her phone and waits until she hears the other line pick up.
“Becky, I don’t know what to do, I really don’t. I love him so much and I don’t think he thinks of me that way. I mean, whenever I see him or think of him, I can’t [...]

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The Pit

A man fell into a pit and couldn’t get himself out.
A subjective person came along and said, “I feel for you down there.”
An objective person came along and said, “It’s logical that someone would fall down there.”
A Christian Scientist came along and said, “You only think you’re in the pit.”
A Pharisee said, “Only bad people [...]

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Don’t worry about knowing people, just make yourself worth knowing.
Be friendly with the folks you know. If it weren’t for them you would be a total stranger.
Friends are those who speak to you after others don’t.
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail and not his tongue.
The way to [...]

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FakE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
ReaL FRiENDS: Are the reasons that you have no food.
FakE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
ReaL FRiENDS: Call your [...]

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A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4-8 year olds, “What does love mean?” The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.
“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore so my grandfather does it for her all [...]

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